Pizza maxxing with chick’n and eggs on top

by Guinea-Pig-Cafe

20 Comments

  1. TheCzarIV

    Oh hell no. Jail. No, prison. Supermax, surrounded by rogue bull sharks with a chip on their shoulders.

  2. PrepperLargely

    Pizza maxing? Like incel looksmaxxing? The title alone is a crime. Looksmaxxing incels aren’t supposed to eat pizza.

  3. Those look like real eggs. This is supposed to be vegan?

  4. ExtremelyOnlineTM

    Preground pepper just screams “institutionalized food”.

  5. eilonwyhasemu

    Dumping random proteins on an already cooked pizza is a crime. Being vegan is no excuse. Jail for OP as an accomplice.

  6. hatecriminal

    It looks like someone wiped their ass with it.

  7. KingBooRadley

    Most pizza is see on here I hate but would at least try. This is one of the few exceptions I’ve seen. Who would create this? And why? It’s an abomination. The Italian government should get an international court warrant for their arrest.

  8. LegallyPetty95

    Hope the electric chair turns him into both egg and the chicken

  9. restfulkitten52

    Why? This is definitely criminal. I don’t think I’ve ever been that stoned

  10. TyphoidFeverforme

    Whatever the sentence is, it’s not long enough

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